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tony-wiseau:

atkid:

everyflight-beginswith-afall:

weaponizedwit:

cutintostars:

I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”. 

Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.

#tony stark does not share

“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark” 

Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.

Iron Man 3: A Cheap Trick and a Cheesy One-Liner

curiosamathematica:

A growing Pythagoras’ fractal tree.

toueinc:

well coming up with those sick burns doesnt un-murder your mother

cisoll:

"I’ve been trying to live up to my parents’ expectations my whole life."
From Gin no Saji (Silver Spoon)

This scene hit me like a sack of bricks. One of the reasons everyone should watch Silver Spoon.

jakeyzombie:

caiticatroars:

Ya know, I’ve heard that about rabbits. 

Yes

chanel-lolita:

꒰ᴒ̴̶̷̤᷇ .̫ ᴒ̴̶̷̤᷆꒰

psychocereals:

termsofenragement:

I moved my arms and they blew out the sleeves. 

I look awesome.

post-mitotic:

Naegleria fowleri, the brain-eating amoeba

this happy little guy is the causative agent of primary amebic meningoencephalitis (PAM), a highly lethal brain infection transmitted through insufflation of stagnant fresh water — with a 95% case fatality rate, death typically occurs within five days of symptom onset

Naegleria accesses the brain through olfactory nerves, dissolving neural tissue into a hemorrhagic necrotic soup with its ironically smiley feeding structures (as seen above)

symptoms range from loss of smell and stiff neck to seizures, hallucinations, and respiratory failure from brain stem damage

it’s a microscopic horror story

credit: DT John and TB Cole, National Geographic

ultrafacts:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

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